Van guy aka Franco, has been helping me deliver a few things. ie paintings and supplies from Home Depot. Which is how I met him, one day I was shopping and realized that I couldn't take the stuff home on my bike. He gave me a ride. We talked. The courtship began. The relationship went sour due to non-dependability. Here is how it went down.
I texted him last night to see if he would be able to help me take some stuff home from HD. Transcript as follows.
So basically, i finished shopping at 8:30 like I said. I called Franco to ask where was he. He said he would be there in 10 mins. 15 mins go by and he's not there. Meanwhile I have been approached by many Van guys in the parking lot about taking my stuff home. The temptation is tough. I'm late for work. So I let one guy take me. 19 mins have passed and text him. He calls me back 5 mins later than that.
Van guy aka Franco: Hey man, what happened?
Me: Well, I was running late for work so I let some other guy take me home.
Van guy aka Franco: Man how you gonna dump me for somebody else because I was 10 or 15 mins late?
Me: Dude, you are 25 mins late.
Van guy aka Franco: I'm 'round the corner. I am on my way.
Me: Dude, you 25 mins late!
Van guy aka Franco: You know what man, don't call me no more.
Me: Dude, you 25 mins late!
Van guy aka Franco: Don't call me again. bye.
click.
The guy taking me home is now cracking up. Then he follows it up with a text in case I forgot or didn't hear him.
This is the extent of our relationship. He is literally in my phone as "Franco. Van Guy from Home Depot"
I am crying inside. For real, you can't see the tears. I am hurt.
-Rodney
2 comments:
Haaaa-Haaaaa!
Van guy love, shame it has to end that way.
The Van Bro-mance... do they ever last?
That dude is an emotional wreck and has obvious abandonment issues.
Just give him a hug and let him cry.
Too funny...
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