
Wednesday night I was working a little late. Had a little bit of frustration built up in me for various reasons. I was then called by some co-workers/friends of mine to meet them out at LQ/Latin Quarters. So I heads over. I get there and the guy at the door looks down at my feet and says, "You don't have any other shoes?". In my mind, I am thinking, "Why would I?". He says "We don't allow sneakers in the club." Ohhh- it's that kind of place. I don't care much to go in after that anyway. So I called my friend Damien on the inside and tell him what has transpired. He comes out to try to see if he has any pull. Doesn't work. Door Guy is a stone. So I wait. My friend Lauren comes out. She is this striking blonde who should be able to pull a small favor on presence alone...She smiled and used words like this is my "baby doll"and tells door guy how I was supposed to teach her to dance. Door Guy. Stone. So I wait again.
As I wait there is this guy standing outside looking very well dressed. Nice suit, tie. Looks like he is the owner of the place. He is talking about Charleston SC, and how great it is- but the only problem is that it is surrounded by South Carolina. I laugh. Chuckle rather. The Suit dude looks at me and asks, "hey, what size shoe do you wear?" I say and 8. He is like " I have some shoes for you, I was gonna get rid of them. I can give them to you and you go in and teach that nice lady to dance. I live two blocks down." Me loving and adventure and a good story. I say "OK". We walk.
He goes on to tell me how much he LOVES asian women. I am not surprisd. Two asian walked past who were much less than cute and he whips his head back and goes "MMM, see that is my type." Again, not surprised. So I ask him what he does, he replies "I work at a hotel on 51st. I make reservations for people man. Shitty job." I am shocked- He is so well dressed and lives in a very decent location. Door man and guilded building. Hmm- This is the cover. This is me judging it. So he runs up and get the shoes. I wait outside and call Damien. He is like "don't BUY any shoes man- we are leaving." I am like " I am not BUYING any shoes. Stay put." He is like "don't BUY any shoes man-we are walking up." I am like " I am not BUYING any shoes, man. Stay put." So I walk back with shoes in hand...Door Guy. Stone. No stone. He cracks a smile. Tells me to in and just tell them I am gonna change inside. As I get in the gang is coming up the stairs. They completely deaded the adventure...I got the shoes MAN!
But all in all- The rest of the night was. I didn't get to break in the shoes and do my dance move. But I got the story.
-Rodney











